TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS
10. You wake up at 3a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your email on the way back to bed.
9. Your firstborn is named dotcom.
8. You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
7. You spend half of a plane trip with you laptop in your lap…and your child in the overhead compartment.
6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
5. You find yourself typing “com” after every period.com
4. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
3. You move into a new home and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
DRUM ROLL PLEASE
AND THE NO. 1 SIGN THAT YOU KNOW IT’S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS:
1. Immediately after reading this list, you email it to
someone.
Strange & Unusual Facts
Here are some unusual facts that you can use to prove superiority to your friends.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Alfred Hitchcock didn’t have a bellybutton.
A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
People do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop …even your heart. This is why people have always said “God bless you” after a sneeze.
Only 7% of the population are lefties.
40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until they are 2-6 years old.
The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
The average housefly lives for one month.
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. Don’t ask how.
A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it’s head are the rabbit and the parrot.
Among the music catalog’s that Michael Jackson owns the rights to, is the South Carolina State anthem.
In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth.
They are reused in vein transplant surgery.
Humphrey Bogart and Princess Diana were seventh cousins.
If coloring weren’t added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
"Go Green!"
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